The details of the new “Anger Management” TV show have been pretty mum since it was announced, which is pretty strange considering that it’s rumored to air this June. All we did know thus far was that this FX show will be Charlie Sheen’s big comeback and f-u to “Two and a Half Men” and Chuck Lorre.

It’s now being reported that Selma Blair will play the female lead in the TV show, Kate. Kate is going to be Charlie’s character’s best friend and fellow therapist with benefits (sounds a little like Charlie Harper).

It was also announced that Charlie’s ex-wife will be played by Shawnee Smith, who was in a bunch of the “Saw” movies.

Now we just need to know who is playing Adam Sandler’s part in the TV show….

The group, One Million Moms, has been petitioning J.C. Penney to get a new spokesperson. Seems they have a very loud and disgusting problem with Ellen DeGeneres being the spokesperson for JCP because Ellen is gay.

Thankfully, JCP has balls and told the One Million Moms group that Ellen will stay and that it “stands behind its partnership with Ellen DeGeneres.”

The One Million Moms’ take issue with Ellen and her homosexuality because they said that she “is not a true representative of the type of families that shop at [JCP]. The majority of JC Penney shoppers will be offended and choose to no longer shop there.”

I’ll tell you what’s offensive – telling the public that they are offended by Ellen representing JCP when they aren’t.

GLAAD is very happy with JCP and stated that it has collected 25k signatures of people, who  have dedicated their support to JCP and Ellen.

Lil Kim has been indebted to Uncle Sam since 2002. Every year she’s tacked on a little more money until the recent 2009 bill in the amount of $86,347.85, which put her balance owed in the seven-figures.

Lil Kim presently owes the IRS $1,026,862.42! Holy hell.

Unfortunately for Kim, her music career is non-existent and she hasn’t done shit since she got out of jail in 2006 for conspiracy and perjury related to a shooting. Sooo I have no idea how she plans to pay back that hefty bill unless she borrows money from one of her still successful friends.

Lil Kim has been volunteering for every single party and birthday bash that will have her and then posting poster after poster on her twitter account to get publicity.

Hopefully these gigs will make her the money she needs to pay back the IRS or she should start hitting up her friends and family for money before she finds herself back behind bars, beside Wesley Snipes.

Willow Smith has drastically altered her appearance.  The tweenaged singer and daughter to WIll and Jada has done away with the thing that made her famous.

Her hair!

The 11-year-old posted this picture on her WhoSay account yesterday, and nothing else.  No explanation, no words – nothing.  But really, what is there to say? The girl has shaved her head.

What’s stands out most to me, though, is not her now bald head.  Nope.  Instead, I can’t get past the fact that she’s already practicing that godawful duck face that teenagers and Jersey Shore wannabes do.  No, girl. No.

Not sure if I want.  I mean, I love Queen – and I like Adam Lambert well enough. But…?? Together?!  Too early to process yet.

Anyway, however I feel about it doesn’t matter, I guess, because Adam Lambert has confirmed he is the new front man for Queen! The band will start touring this summer.  If you remember, during his 2009 American Idol finale performance, he was joined by original Queen band mates Roger Taylor and Brian May – which ultimately may have sparked this collaboration.

Lambert says he’ll be on tour with the band throughout the year, telling the UK’s Daily Star, “The intention is to pay tribute to Freddie (Mercury) and the band by singing some fucking great songs.  It’s to keep the music alive for the fans and give it an energy that Freddie would be proud of.”

But he doesn’t want to replace Freddie (it’s impossible for anyone to replace him).  ”There’s no intention in my mind,” of that, he says.

Either way, I’m disappointed it wasn’t this guy:

Well, Madonna’s long-awaited new single “Give Me All Your Luvin’ (feat. Nicki Minaj and M.I.A) is here!

Our thoughts? Well, it’s it’s a weird combination of sound mixing The Go-Go’s/Cyndie Lauper from the 80′s with Avril Lavigne’s Girlfriend. In other words, it sounds like hot-roasted ass.  I’ll admit – I’m disappointed.

This weak debut single from her upcoming album MDNA doesn’t leave me wanting more – it has me thinking why in the hell Madonna agreed to this?  If it’s an effort to battle out with younger acts, it’s not working.  She’s Madonna. She doesn’t need to compete – she is the queen.

Frankly, this song is beneath her, and I expect this type of trite music to come from someone of Lavigne’s caliber (read: someone who sucks).

So count us in as vastly disappointed.

Hmmm, way to pique our interest, Fish sticks!

In the latest issue of Harper’s Bazaar – in which Gwyneth is on the cover showing off her gluten-free, Tracy Anderson toned body – Paltrow reveals a few juicy tidbits of her romantic past while being her typical out-of-touch with reality self. I’m not sure if she realizes how over the top she comes off or not, but either way, every time I read something she says, I usually want to punch her in the face.

So, onto yet another eye roll inducing interview with Fish sticks Paltrow.

Fish sticks tells the Harper’s that, while she admits there are something in her fashion past she regrets – including wearing braids with the infamous Alexander McQueen dress to the Oscars in 2002 (pictured left). She says, “…I think the hair was a mistake. I shouldn’t have had it braided.”

Really, Gwyn? It’s the braids you regret? Mmmkay.

(Un)Fortunately for her daughter, Apple, Fish sticks has been saving clothes for her fruity-named offspring since before she was even born, and relays the story while being slightly offensive to lesbians at the same time.

I’ve been saving my clothes for her since before she was born. I was like, I’ll bet you anything I’ll have a daughter, and she’ll be a really cool butch lesbian and be so above clothes, and I got a very clothes-obsessed child. So if she’s a lesbian, she’s a lipstick lesbian. She doesn’t like anything avant-garde at all. She likes anything that’s pretty, pretty, pretty or has a bow or a ruffle or is pink.”

Fish sticks also admits she wasn’t happy in her 20′s, though her career was on a meteoric rise during that time.  She also dated a few big names, including Brad Pitt  (to whom she was engaged) and Ben Affleck, before she met Chris Martin in 2002. But she says one of her past loves was a lying rat.

I had a boyfriend who used to cheat on me all the time. I was quite naive. I knew on a cellular level, but I bought his story.”

Considering that she always refers to Brad fondly and takes responsibility for the demise of their  relationship, but when discussing Ben, says they had a “very different value system,” I know who I’m placing my bets on.  And according though he is married to Jennifer Garner and they’re expecting their third child together, there are always rumors saying Ben still has a roving eye.

You can read the full interview at harpersbazaar.com.

Well you can’t say she didn’t warn us!

Roseanne Barr told the world last August that she was going to run for President. Well, it seems she wasn’t just talking out of her ass, because she’s doing it.

Roseanne announced today that she would seek the Presidential nominee for the Green Party because she’s sick of dealing with the “Democrats and Republicans who have proven that they are servants – bought and paid for by the 1 percent – who are not doing what’s i the best interest of the American people.”

Barr has apparently submitted her paperwork to become a candidate for the Green Party nomination. She will not know until July whether she will represent the party.

Roseanne has been very active today on Twitter trying to spread her campaign message.

What do you get when you cross Sarah Jessica Parker with Jocelyn Wildenstein and the entire cast of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills?

This hot as mess of a face with the wig, colored contacts and possibly-but-hopefully-not-for-SJP’s-sake brow lift and/or botox is making its theatrical debut as Gloria Steinem in the Linda Lovelace biopic Demi Moore just dropped out of for her substance abuse.  Apparently, the movie falls in the horror genre, because SJP’s “Steinem” face is the stuff of nightmares. (Sadly, her real one is the stuff of polo matches, but that’s neigh-ther here nor there.)

So, SJP as Gloria Steinem makes me think of this:

instead of this:

I’m not sure if that’s an improvement.

Oh. My. God.

This trailer is amazing.  It actually made me more excited for the film than the first one, which I didn’t think was possible.

Today marks 50 days more to The Hunger Games  release and not only have we got new scenes, but we’ve also go a brand spanking new trailer! And if I haven’t said it before, I’ll make sure to say it now: Jennifer Lawrence is perfection.  And Lenny Kravitz as Cinna?!!! Looks amazing!

And even better – the movie will spend a full week at the iMAX upon its release! Yasss!

Check out the the second theatrical trailer below!